Posted by: Kristy | June 17, 2009

Pay no attention to the crazy girl behind the curtain

Dear God,

 I’m ready for the journalism job in Columbus whenever you are. I’m an excellent packer and mover. Just say the word and I can relocate in a snap. You have my e-mail. And my phone number. My Twitter. Send me a Facebook message. A late-night text. Whatever works best for you.

I’ll be over here, scouring Web sites and cold-calling publications just to make them aware of my existence. One of these days they’ll stop saying, “Thanks for your kind words about (publication), but we have no open positions at this time.” Even if I have to e-mail them every month just to say “hi.”

Thanks in advance.

Love,

Kristin

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