Posted by: Kristy | November 15, 2008

It’s a version of a cabana boy — a snowsuited version

Wanted:

SWF, h/b, petite, seeks SM, mid-to-late-20s, with excellent body heat retention and mad snow-scrapping skills, to spend this winter starting her car in the early morning hours, turning the heat on, cleaning her windshield and windows, and generally dealing every morning with a car that look like or worse than this:

Poor Herbie the Honda doesn't like snow any more than I. And he's the one who has to trudge through it while keeping me warm!

Poor Herbie the Honda doesn't like snow any more than I, and he's the one who has to trudge through it while keeping me safe and warm!

Compensation is negotiable, payable in hot beverages and movie nights curled up on the couch with said SWF. Special consideration will be given to those willing to shovel paths to and from cars to front doors.

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