Posted by: Kristy | October 30, 2008

This? Is kinda creepy. It’s like they can read minds.*

Apparently Katy Perry** has been watching my life to find inspiration for her latest hit song. I’ll be standing by the telephone so her agents can call and find out where they can send my royalty check.

Also … I couldn’t have said it better myself!

(Seriously, am I on something like “The Truman Show”? Did the lyricist come spend the past three months in the Lima area and document my life? Or maybe I can take solace in the fact that I am not the only woman who can relate to almost every freaking word in this song. Yeah!)

“Hot N Cold” — Katy Perry

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you PMS like a bitch
I would know

Yeah, you always think
Always speak cryptically
I should know
That you’re no good for me

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in and you’re out
You’re up and you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don’t really wanna stay, no
You, but you don’t really wanna go, oh

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in and you’re out
You’re up and you’re down

We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now’s a dead battery
Used to laugh ’bout nothing
Now you’re plain boring
I should know
That you’re not gonna change

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in and you’re out
You’re up and you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don’t really wanna stay, no
You, but you don’t really wanna go, oh

Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bipolar
Stuck on a rollercoaster
Can’t get off this ride

You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in and you’re out
You’re up and you’re down
You’re wrong when it’s right
It’s black and it’s white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up

You, you don’t really wanna stay, no
You, but you don’t really wanna go, oh

‘Cause you’re hot then you’re cold
You’re yes then you’re no
You’re in and you’re out
You’re up and you’re down, down, down, down…

* Joke, people. I’m joking.

** I don’t even like Katy Perry’s music. I mean, “I Kissed a Girl”? Seriously? Talk about a media phenomenon that isn’t phenomenal. But I heard “Hot N Cold” while driving home last night and could do nothing but turn it up and say, “how did they get into my head? No, really, my thoughts are playing on the radio.” Beautiful.

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